E23: 5 food pics that made me giggle
We could use a lil humor (she says to herself)
Allllright ya’ll. I’m burnt out from decaf (lol pun) and thought it’d be fun to share some food thangs from the internet that made me chuckle. I could use a lil levity and thought I’d share the laughs I’ve been slowly accumulating in my bookmarks.
Some important caveats:
Soft belly chuckles count as a laugh.
If you don’t laugh at one of these then it’s clear this isn’t going to work out. Jk jk jk.
If you laugh at at least 2, you are a level 3 weirdo.
If you laugh at more than 4, you are approaching my kind of mutha-fuckin weird zone shit. We should get a coffee or play cards.
If you say Why DPo? but still laugh, it also counts.
Ok ok ok ok, here’s my roundup of stuff that made me laugh. 5 to be exact. I can’t just give away all my gold you crazy kids.
#1: beets by dre
You know I love me a good gen AI pic and this one is world class.
How come he’s so shredded though? Cabbage by dre next? Horrible DPo, horrible.
#2: Shrimps Camping
I’m on a pun roll right now, call it sushi.
#3: I’m team circumcised on this one
Imagine this is what it was really called and we just casually said that. Like you’re at a restaurant and say oh is your mashed potato uncircumcised? I want to be at this restaurant.
#4: Et tu brute?
I hate this and I love this and I hate this and I love this and I’ll use it in a future edition for sure. They are painfully similar tho.
#5: I would try this once.
Anything this pink should be ingested despite the clear warning signs of salmonella
Send me memesss
Listen I love how often I get pics of your raw chicken (this happens a lot), but occasionally I’d love some memes too.
DM me on IG if you’ve got the goods: @dpo_itk ← ya i switched it up.
Maybe I’ll do more meme hauls if I can get the whole supply and demand thing figured out.
Real talk though I miss you all and hope you’re finding levity in small ways too ❤️
-DPo
PS: I’m cooking a whole lot these days
But I also indulged in a 4am mediocre bagel with a bag of cream cheese elegantly frosted all over it during a recent flight. Airport food really needs an upgrade, who is working on this?
As a policy, I avoid anything described as “spreadable fish” and this image validated that lifestyle
Bone apple teeth 😍